there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory
(via futureariel)
So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!
The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :PI love you
This girl is literally my favorite person on the planet right now
(via sasshole-calypso)
The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
How many people did you run over?
the important thing is that she didn’t miss the episode
priorities.
(Source: legendaryjbiebs, via sasshole-calypso)
Actually this might be surprisingly good life advice
(Source: ksica, via thepastyscene)
sometimes i think it would be better for everyone if i didnt have the ability to talk because i say the dumbest things sometimes and then i think why did i just say that
if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me
(via sasshole-calypso)
If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules
(via loganlermahn)
not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.
(Source: sex-like-a-nympho, via loganlermahn)
you could chop my arms off and i’d still find a way to use the internet
(via loganlermahn)
music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing
(via loganlermahn)
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
(via loganlermahn)
